At ten past seven on a Friday evening in March, the foyer of the Varne Picture House smells of wet wool and coffee, and most of Little Varne is looking for its own name. It is not hard to find. Each of the cinema’s 112 seats carries a small brass plate on the top of its backrest, and on the plates are names: THE FERRIS TWINS (NO SWAPPING). GORDON PYE, WHO WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE STARS. BISCUIT, A GOOD BOY. IN MEMORY OF NAN, WHO TALKED THROUGH EVERYTHING. Most of the names belong to people who are, at that moment, edging along a row with a tub of ice cream, saying sorry, sorry, sorry, and sitting down in their own seats.

There is no rule that you must sit in your own seat. The trust that runs the cinema was firm about this at the start, and the village has politely ignored it ever since. A seating plan has emerged that nobody drew: families in the middle rows, teenagers at the back, children at the front under plates their grandparents paid for, and the parish council together in row H, where it can be heard but not seen. “If someone’s in your seat when you arrive, they move,” says Gwen Tarrow, who chairs the committee that chooses the films. “Nobody wrote that down. Nobody needed to.” On an ordinary Friday, 74 people come. That is about one in every 12 people who live here.

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